December 22 2009
Festivus Grievances Against Louisville Drivers
Tagged Under : automobile accidents, Bicycle accident, car accident, car wreck, icy road, kentucky, Louisville, Road Rage, tailgaters, texting and driving
Tomorrow is December 23. For most people this is not a date that comes with great anticipation, but for Seinfeld fans we all know that December 23 is Festivus. As Frank called it: “A Festivus for the rest of us.”
The reason I bring this up is in the Seinfeld episode during the Festivus dinner you gather your family around and you tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year. This is called the airing of grievances.
So I thought I would air my grievances about Louisville drivers and how their actions can cause serious automobile accidents here in Kentucky. Car accidents can have severe consequences and distracted driving is even worse during the holiday season. We all have our minds on other things. Holiday road rage runs wild. Here are a few of the grievances I have against some of those drivers that use the Louisville roadways:
1. Bicyclists That Ignore the Law. As I was riding to work this morning I got off the expressway at Jefferson Street. As I was driving down Jefferson Street I saw someone riding their bike to work, which I commend. The same laws of the road apply to bike riders as to cars. This particular rider, during rush hour mind you, was riding the white line of a lane in between cars. He was only giving himself a foot on either side as he went down through the traffic. This is just downright dumb. I hope he made it to work. The chances are if he continues this activity, he is going to be involved in a bicycle accident. He will be injured and have problems for the rest of his life.
2. Texting and driving. I had someone pull over into my lane as she was texting and had no idea that it even happened. Get off the phone and concentrate on driving. It’s very simple to do and it will save your life as well as others’ lives. Is it worth being in an accident because you need to text, “Oh my gosh” to your girlfriend in the next 13 seconds?
3. Using Two Lanes to Make a Turn. Stay in your lane. Don’t make a right turn by initiating your turn toward the left. Stay in your lane. You don’t have to veer to the left and into the other lane in order to make a right-hand turn. You can do it within the lanes. That’s why the lines are there.
4. Tailgaters. Get off the rear end of my car. You’re not going to get there any quicker because you’re 5 feet off my bumper. Be three car lengths back. There is a reason this is recommended. You’re reaction time is not good enough if I have to slam on the brakes for a deer. You’re going to cause an accident and you’re going to hurt my back. Back off.
5. Icy Road Speeders. When the roads get wet and snowy, slow down. There’s no reason to go 75 miles an hour in a 45 mile per hour zone weaving in and out traffic. I know 95 percent of the road is okay, but if you hit that one spot at the wrong time you’re going to lose control and cause a serious car wreck. You don’t need to be in an accident this time of year and neither do I. Slow down, drive smart, don’t be an idiot.
These are just five of my grievances I have to voice against Louisville drivers. I have many others. These are just some of the poor driving skills I’ve seen in the last few weeks. I know I’m somewhat making light of this, but my point is if you are careful you can save yourself from being in an accident. You don’t have to be injured. Christmas is a great time of year. Let’s all drive smart and take care of ourselves and take care of other drivers on the road so that we can eliminate bicycle accidents, car accidents and truck accidents. Have a safe and happy Festivus and let’s hope that there are no grievances to air about Louisville drivers and Kentucky car accidents in the coming year.



